I need to lose 30 pounds in today
stay up late with me and talk about the meaning of life and make out with me
» Year 2053
Me: *sitting on the porch in my rocking chair, looking out into the distance* I remember when we lost Wall Maria to the Titans...
Grandkids: that never actually happened
Grandkids: you're confusing real life with anime again
How can I ask anyone to love me when all I do is beg to be left alone?
why is every girl hot but me